Indian Police Service (IPS)

On examining the facilities and current system of civil defence,it has been proposed to change the name of Indian Police Service (IPS)....Following options have been suggested...

• INDIAN LATHMAAR POLICE SERVICE (ILPS)
• INDIAN THULLA COMMITEE (ITC)
• TONDU JANTA HAWALDAR SERVICES(TJHS)
• NATIONAL LAW IN MY TUMMY SERVICES(NLIMTS)

proposed motto

"YOU GIVE US BRIBE WE WILL GIVE YOU PROTECTION"

criteria for selection

• Weight >100kg
• Waist>38
• IQ<80
• Moral Standards : We dont fucking care !
• Corruption Quotient :Highest levels of corruption quotient is preferred in eligible candidates.
• Above all we dont fucking care for anything!!! Just bring RS 20,000 for personal fund...your seat will be assured ....Offer always valid because we are always sleeping!
  

Proposed Weapons To Be Used

• LATHI 47 :Ultimate weapon of mass destruction ,custom made,special ergonomic design,designed by a group of expert scientists,smeared in desi ghee for ultimate effectiveness

• BIG TUMMY FART INVISIBLE GRENADE (BTFIG) :Most advanced tool in civil policing ever made, it is supposed to be one of its kind CHEMICAL WEAPON which can render the terrorists unconscious.

• AUTOMOTIVE ROLLAR SKATES (ARS): To enable our thullas to take some more rest and conserve energy we have devised a new idea that instead of walking the thulla force will be given AUTOMOTIVE ROLLER SKATES to move around , thereby improving the efficiency of BIG TUMMY FART INVISIBLE GRENADES (BTFIGs) .

Any more suggestions are invited !

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