Tuesday, June 3, 2008

INTERESTING CASE HISTORIES

  • The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  • The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
  • Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
  • The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  • Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)
  • A midsystolic ejaculation murmur heard over the mitral area..
  • Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
  • Examination of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot..
  • When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
  • Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
  • She has no rigors or chills but her husband says she was very hot in bed last night.
  • She can't get pregnant with her husband, so I will work her up.
  • Whilst in Casualty she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  • The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.
  • On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared..
  • I will be happy to go into her GI system, she seems ready and anxious.
  • Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing..
  • The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  • Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
  • The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
  • Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  • The patient has no past history of suicides..
  • She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
  • The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary oedema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
  • Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  • He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year.
  • By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling much better.
  • The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband.
  • The patient refused an autopsy..
  • The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

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